:D

MESSED UP

2011-12-19T16:58:00.000-08:00

Hi readers, if there's still any.

I HAVE SO MUCH TO SAY but well I don't know where and how to start. O LEVELS.... SCREWED UP FOR ALMOST EVERY SUBJECT. Like literally. I can even say that prelims was better and I got actually got a L1R4 of 25 for prelims. HOW HORRIBLE. Ya don't even talk about L1R5. But it's okay, meanwhile I'm just gonna stay calm and party on hahahaaa people say friends have expiration dates. For me I can say it's pretty much true. So far I don't really keep in contact with any of my primary school friends and for secondary school friends, well everyone is splitting up. That's life, we never really focus on the fine point. Somehow we are always looking out of flaws and that's how quarrels begin. At the beginning, one party will always apologise. At the end of it, everybody gets sick and tired and both parties just stopped talking. Friendship is that vulnerable. Things get worse when one party don't bother or put in effort in starting a conversation hahaha yup I'm referring to myself. BUT REALLY it's not that I don't take the initiative. I DO. Albeit I don't really like to, but I still do. It's just that I don't really like to try and try again when things just don't work out. Sometimes I try to start a conversation, but sometimes the other party just don't budge! I try again, and again. Then that's it. BYE. It's not like I take friendships lightly or anything. I do apologise when sometimes I somewhat figured out that it was my fault but most of the time I really don't think it's my fault. I need more friends like Ashy besides the fact that she got a almost fucked up curfew. Like you know, ABLE TO TAKE JOKES, chillax, have the dont-care-im-in-my-own-world-attitude. And not, jealous, possessive, petty and whatever HAHA IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN. Oh I figured out that I can't have any close guy friends. Hahahah it always end up in a mess. I don't know why and don't know how but it just do. GUYS WHO HAVE SUCH QUALITIES ARE WHY GIRLS LIKE US ARE SINGLE. RIGHT? YES RIGHTTTT. Hahahaa awww life sux. BUT It'S OKAY, I WILL PULL MYSELF TOGETHER HHAAHAH holidays started a month back and I have soooo limited $$$$!! I'm the have-money-must-spend-if-not-will-feel-uncomfortable kind of person. HHAHAHA DON'T MAKE SENSE AT ALL but really! I just received CDC & CCC EDUSAVE GOOD PROGRESS AWARD!!! MUHAHAHAH THIS MEANS ANOTHER 200$ INTO MY OWN POCKET!!! YAY! Okay Saihon, maybe you can have 5$ out of it cos you actually forced me to study so I can say you definitely contributed to me getting this award. TOLD YOU GUYS I'M NICE :')And oh! My sister just painted my nails for me! It's super cute I swear!! TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA TURTLES!!! ;) YES I PAINTED ALL RAPHAELS! He is the team's bad boy, who wears a red mask and wields a pair of sai. He has an aggressive nature and seldom hesitates to throw the first punch. He is an intense fighter. He would usually speak in a Brooklyn accent. His personality can be alternately fierce and sarcastic, and oftentimes delivers deadpan humor. SOUNDS LIKE ME RIGHTTTTTTTT HHAHAHAHA here's a picture of my fighter nails!!SOOOOOOOOOOO CUTEEEE RIGHTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT you can't say no. I just realised that this whole post is super choppy but sorry I don't really organise my thoughts. I just type type type and type hahahhhaa but it doesn't really matter as long as you get what I mean! Christmas is coming and New Year is starting and Chinese New Year is arriving!!! Omg I NEED MORE CLOTHES MORE BAGS MORE SHOES MORE $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ and yes... I hate my hair. I NEED TO DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT BUT I'M SUPER LAZY. I just want to sleep and wake up one day hoping it will turn soft and silky hahahahaha ok I'm gonna go for food hunt now on the internet I WANNA BE A FOOD GOURMET WHEN I GROW UP yessssss om nom nom nom everyday with the hope that I will not put on weight and grow fat and become obese hhahaa OH I NEED TO GROW TALLER. LIKE AT LEAST 5CM OR SOMETHING. I CAN'T STAND HOW SHORT MY LEGS LOOK WHEN I'M WEARING A PAIR OF JEANS. IT'S HIDEOUS LIKE OMGAWDD yes yes I know I'm #1 complain queen. On a happier note, I've lost weight hahaha don't know how but I just did it. I'M AWESOME LIKE THAT. Just went on the weighing scale. 41.5kg? Hehhhhhe I was like 46.5kg when I was sec 3 FAT OR WHATTTT OMG JUST CALCULATED MY BMI. I'M UNDERWEIGHT. LOLOLOLOLOLOL GREATEST JOKE. Ok don't really like my weighing scale from IKEA, someone buy me an electronic one please! ^_^ Omg I feel like eating Kong Bak Pau now!!! Like YUMYUM MAX!!! I'm like salivating at all the food pictures.... Thank God I have self-control. OK SOMETIMES. Hahahaaha okay cannot see anymore already, it's very tormenting to be able to only see but not eat it. It has been raining like everyday!! I can't even go for a jog!! I'M TRYING TO HAVE A HEALTHY AND BALANCE LIFESTYLE HERE HELLO SKY HELLO CLOUDS PLEASE BE NICE!!!

XOXO

HAPPY BIRTHDAY

2011-06-07T17:03:00.000-07:00

HEY SHU WEN!!!

HAPPY BELATED 16TH BIRTHDAY!!!!

OLD ALRDY OLD ALRDY BUT STILL

LOVE YOU SO MUCH (though you messed up my hair)

Evidence to support my stand:

XOXO

X

2011-06-04T20:45:00.000-07:00

MMMMMMMM NOT HUNGRY BUT FEEL LIKE EATING!!! It's NOT OK to give in to desires but...... Once in a while, it's fine :) Hhahaha omg just called Saihon to meet me for supper GONNA GO CHOMP CHOMP! So lazy to travel you know... BUT FOR FOOD I WILL MAKE AN EXCEPTION. DEAR FRIENDS, PLEASE HURRY GROW UP AND HAVE A DRIVING LICENSE AND OBVIOUSLY BUY A CAR. Then you all can drive me around. AS YOU KNOW I'M ALWAYS LATE (I ADMIT). Anyway, I may not be blogging as often as I'm tweeting.

SO HERE IS MY TWITTER!!! @airplaanes YOU CAN TWEET ME!!

Okay I gonna rush out now if not later someone give me black face (I SCARED)

Toodlesssssssx.

MEH.

2011-06-03T08:49:00.000-07:00

HI EVERYONE IT'S BEEN SO LONG SINCE I BLOGGED.

VIVIEN SAYS "HIIIIII!!!!"

It's supposedly holidays, but being a secondary 4 student, I'm back in school for lessons. BUT IT'S OKAY. COS I'M GOING TO TAIWAN IN ONE WEEK'S TIME!! YAY YAY!! Now I'm in my school computer lab for Amath, I'm given a task to watch some videos on Differentiation of Trigonometry Functions and to take note of the key words and concept but hahahah here I am blogging. (I'M ALWAYS DOING INAPPROPRIATE STUFFS AT INAPPROPRIATE TIMING)

Right, I was up till 2am last night to bake for Xiaoyun (SUPER BELATED BIRTHDAY) But at least I made an effort to make something right... So hahhaah nevermind la. I was so afraid of writing wrong words on the container to the extent I was perspiring even when I was just drawing a smiley face. HAHAAHA (SOUNDS EXAGGERATED? BUT IT'S TRUE) ANYWAY XIAOYUN IF YOU HAPPEN TO COME ACROSS MY BLOG (which I don't think you will), IT'S MY FIRST TIME BAKING!! SO YOU OUGHT TO BE SOOOOO HONOURED!! For a first-time, I think I did relatively not bad!!! Heheheee but omg I let Saihon tried the food this morning, HE SAID IT TASTE LIKE SUPER GLUE. WTFFFFF. K, thou shall not trust him. I STRONGLY BELIEVE THAT I HAVE TALENT AND SO IT WILL TASTE GOOD.

WHISKING THE EGGS AND MILK WAS SUCH A TOUGH JOB I SWEAR!!
IT TOOK FOREVER.

CHOCOLATE MOUSSE!!

And guess what's this colourful pretty thing!!! (For people with sweet tooth!)

Hahhahaa today after school I'm going watch Kung Fu Panda 2!! Exciting much! Recently, I also watched Fast & Furious 5 and Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides and they were so good!!! Yesterday, my sister told me X-Men is super good, so I think I'm catching it on Monday after attending my english seminar at Raffles Place. MOVIE MARATHON= NO $$$$$$!!!! Ce Ying, my classmate, just asked me to play Uno with him on Facebook WTS NO THANKS.

/edited
PO IS SO ADORABLE.
Lord Shen: The only reason why you are still alive is that I find your stupidity mildly amusing.
Po: Well thank you, but I find your evilness extremely annoying!
Lord Shen: Who do you think you are, Panda?
Po: Who do you think I am, Peacock?
SO CUTE RIGHT!!!!!!!!

P.S/ cough hurry go away and menses hurry come

sky's the limit

2010-10-17T21:11:00.000-07:00

HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII. I just went Town yesterday and school is starting tmr, how boringgggggggg. &I'll be getting back my results too, h8 it h8 it!!! I just friggin' hope/wish/pray I'll pass my English, and 2 other subjs. Hopefully, overall. I don't wanna retain, gawd. I'm totally dreading it... I'm gonna make a wish upon 1111pm tonight and I hope it comes trueeee!! I'm not harbouring alot of hope though, cos it's actually 2311???

-__-'' But still, no harm trying. Anyway last night, I dreamt that I was in a war and Adolf Hitler was after me. WTFFFFFFFFF. I swear it was damn scary and I was ninja-ing everywhere in my dream, looking out for the Nazis. I would have died if I hadn't open my eyes in time. HAHAHA i'm soooooo lucky. I actually re-enacted it out for my sis and she was laughing as though I'm a idiot. But honestly, I felt quite retarded. Kkkkkk it's 9pm now and I have not eat my dinner. I'm gonna grow fatter and fatter and die from obesity.

Wish me luck, xoxo.

waiting for the end

2010-09-24T17:35:00.000-07:00

Gawd, It have been 4 months since I last posted. How boring life have been. :C

And It's just

7moredays7moredays7moredays7moredays7moredays7moredays7moredays7moredays

7moredays7moredays7moredays7moredays7moredays7moredays to my first exam paper.

But I'm still not into the mood of having exams. Still not touching my books. HOWHOWHOW!!!! Furthermore, I failed my English for mid-year. FML. I'm not even getting my basics right. - -'' I'm not proud, arrogant nor do I like to boast, but why am I not beyond-genius right, Saihon? Sighhhhhhhh, how sad. I wanna score well, really. I mean I have to and I need to. Not that I have a choice. I don't wanna friggin' retain and waste another 365 days of my life while my friends move on. If I could kill the papers I would manz.

I WILL JUST SHOOT IT DOWN. LIKE THIS.

Hhaahha okay, that's lame. But srsly, I'm not doing anything to help myself. I'm like..... You know that kinda thing when some beggar just sit in the middle of road praying that some money will just drop from the sky when that is obviously not going to happen. Yeah, that's exactly how I'm doing things. How pathetic and terrible. Okay.... I realised I sound like, I'm self-pitying. But I'm not. I just feel so depressed. Hahhahhahahaha DABERLIEW TEE EFF. FMLFMLFMLFMLFML.

Hoping for the best, but expecting the worst.

Am I gonna pass the exams or not?

Why

2010-05-23T18:51:00.000-07:00

Can we pretend that airplanes
In the night sky
Are like shooting stars
I could really use a wish right now (wish right now, wish right now)
I could use a dream or a genie or a wish
To go back to a place much simpler than this

So.

Life is getting too complicated. I wanna be 5-year-old again. When the hardest decision is picking a crayon. When life was carefree and there was no drama whatsoever. School, is like a battlefield. We go to school everyday, to fight our way to the very top. I know I can never be at the top no matter how I hard I try. But I don't see myself putting in the efforts anyway. Sec 3 life sucks. 2010 sucks. TIME. PLEASE REWIND. I got back my results, it was like, total disaster. I never had such results before. It was worse than anything. Every morning i wake up, having this heavy load of burden in my heart. Like, ''Shit, how long can I still keep this. How am I suppose to tell mom about my results. About the parents meeting session.." I think I'm such a great disappointment. A teacher came to talk to me, asking about my results. He went like, ''I've given you so many opportunities but seeing your results, I don't know if I've made a right choice.'' I think I'm such a failure.. :C I really really really don't wanna go to 3e2, really really. But seems like, I don't quite have a choice now. I'll miss how Xiaoyun make fun of Benedict, how Vallian tries to kiss the white board, how Hadri always scream out to the people walking along the corridor, how Yibin always ask me weird and funny questions, how Xiangting and Vanessa always talk like they are in market, how Saihon always mouth words across the class, how noble is Mahkes everytime Mr Lim turns off our fan to get our attention, how Ce Ying and Jerard always argue about who is the monkey, how Ker Ming always self-praise(puke and faint), how Shermin always pass me food. :C *sigh*

Hi Halloween, I'm looking forward to you. TRICK OR TREAT. C:

Ah Beng ah Ah Beng...

2010-03-05T15:31:00.000-08:00

Ah Beng went for an job interview for a sales job. When the manager saw Ah Beng's colourful attire, his mind screamed, "Not this man!!"

Nevertheless he still had to entertain Ah Beng. So he told Ah Beng, "If you can form a sentence using the words I give you, then I will give you a chance!"

"The words are "Green, Pink, Yellow, Blue, White, Purple, Black".

Ah Beng thought for a while and said "I heard the phone go green, green, and then I went to pink up the phone and said Yellow. Blue's that? White did you say? Aiyah, wrong number. Don't purplely disturb people and don't call Black, ok?"

Ah Beng got the job.

Kings and Queens

2010-01-19T20:26:00.000-08:00

CUTE OR WHAT!
ILUVIT! :>

Young Forever

2010-01-14T17:57:00.000-08:00

My dad dug out my things from a cupboard of mine which I've not touch for more than i-don't-know how many years. So I found some things which are pretty funny/weird/adorable. HAHAHAH. And, I found my diary. Please note the last sentence. What the.

Okay shut up. I know my grammar or whatever suck balls. I don't know why my handwriting sucks too. When I was young, my handwriting is veh nice one ok. So is now. Anyway! PLEASE NOTE THE LAST SENTENCE. HAHAHAHA ok, just shut up. Anyway, you can't blame me for that, I was looking like that when I wrote this.

HAHAHAHA! Shut up. This picture is blur. I'M MORE ADORABLE IN THE REAL PICTURE ITSELF! I'll show you in real life this picture if you ask!!

And I found a movie ticket. Please click on it and see the date.

I don't even remember watching this movie!!

And guess what's next.

Can't see clearly? See the next one.

IT'S A FRIGGIN' TOOTH. OMGGGGGG.

KTHXBAI.
(AND DON'T LAUGH)

Time For Miracles

2009-11-22T00:15:00.000-08:00

These few days, I keep falling sick every time I tell a lie. It's like a after effect. My voice sounds veh funny now, as if I'm having a running nose which makes me sounds like a Donald Duck. But no, I'm not having a running nose. I was having fever last Wednesday, and on Thursday, the fever subsided. BUT I DON'T KNOW WHAT I'VE DONE. THE FEVER CAME BACK TODAY. When I wanted to come out of bed this morning, my head hurts like hell, as if 10kg of rice just landed on my head. ):

Okay, I realised my previous sentence sounds veh exaggerating. But really!! It hurts that badly!!!

Anyway, I painted my toenails this afternoon, and it's total chio-ness. It's not RAD AND LOUD but it's PINK AND SOFT. Teehee! :D I'm going to paint my fingernails tonight, and I hope it will turn out to be as chio as my toenails! Wish me luck!!!

P.S my fingernails keep breaking, I need to use something powderful on my nails and strengthen it so it will be like BOOMZ and I'm gonna paint it bright so it will be like CHINGZ. :)

Oopsy Daisy

2009-10-30T15:12:00.000-07:00

How could this happen to me
I've made my mistakes
got nowhere to run
The night goes on as I’m fading away
I'm sick of this life
I just wanna scream
How could this happen to me

WTF. I'm feeling like ~!@#$^&*(*&^ now. I put 3e1 as my first choice. After that, I regretted and want to get into 3e2. Now that I'm in 3e2, I want to go into 3e1. I don't know what's up with me, is it just purely because my friends are there which is the reason I'm feeling sad and regretful or is it that I really want to go in for the pure sciences. WTF MAN, WTF IS WRONG WITH YOU FAYE. It's still not enough. Why did I not study hard in the first place? If I did, all this wouldn't have happen. I would probably be munching some big fat burger now. And wow, my level position dropped by 17 since mid-year. Wtf is all this crap. Okay, wtf. I don't know what to say besides wtf. Wtf.

So Fine

2009-10-29T22:27:00.000-07:00

BOOMZ!

something that shouts me.

I think Ashlina facial expression is gonna be like this if she sees this.
And she will go like,"What onlyyyyy Faye Phoon, what only!"

Already Gone

2009-10-25T19:12:00.000-07:00

I can't believe I woke up 4 o'clock in the morning to send Ashlina off @ the airport the day before. If it wasn't for Xiaoyun parents' who droved me and Vigi there, I probably had to wake up at 3 o'clock. So, heartfelt thanks :) It's so sad that Vigi had to go for Band at 8.30am. We were so bored that we went to town. Wtf man, early in the morning, had to squeeze in the train. But seriously, I can dozed off despite standing up. But of course, I didn't. Imagine me dripping saliva in the train. Hahahah! By the way, here's a little note to those who's ever going to go out with Xiaoyun. Don't trust her! Never trust her! Seriously. She can assure you with her face full of confidence, but in the end, she is wrong. >: @ She made me took the wrong train, I told her we must change train but she said, "No, it's here! No need change, I see the board already, no need". Right right! I was ever so wrong to believe her. The train from Changi, went to Expo then to Tanah Merah then back to Expo to Changi for thrice somemore. Wtf right! To make matter worst, we went to town with our stomach growling, looking for food to eat. Wisma, the food mall was damn warm, the air-con has yet to be on, so we left. Ion, no restaurants or anything was open yet. So basically, everywhere was closed. We walked past Hong Kong Cafe, but I had no idea why we didn't went in. So eventually, after walking one big round, we went back to Hong Kong Cafe. Omg, the congee sucks. It's so watery, that it felt like as if I'm drinking water. :/ Anyway, we went to Far East and Xiaoyun did pedicure. HAHA take a look at the receipt. CRAZY CLOUD. HAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA

She's Got You High

2009-10-13T21:11:00.000-07:00

Omg, I used my mom's facial cleanser and my whole face feels so fake. Especially my nose, it's like I can pluck out my nose and put it aside and put it back when and as I like. And yes!!! Vigi wants to get pregnant one day!! HAHAHAH! I mean, being pregnant one day is fine. But we're only 14 now! Oops, I mean only Vigi. Not me! I'm still summer hair forever young 13. Hahaah! I mean, if someone asks you if you're get pregnant one day, your 'normal' reaction would be, 'I don't know?' 'NOO!' Ha, but guess what Vigi said! She replied in a veh happily, excitedly manner, 'OF COURSE!' Hahha okay Vigi, no hurry! Anyway! Tomorrow is my Art exam. I need rescue, seriously! Cos I suck at it. &&Today, I watched 500 Days of Summer today, the girl look like Katy Perry! Super chio! Hahah! Summer's chio, Autumn chio-er. :)
&Gosh, I think I'm super duper fickle-minded, I need 'D' Friends.

Anyway, should I cut bangs should I cut bangs? Should I should I?

Two Is Better Than One

2009-09-26T21:10:00.000-07:00

I think I failed my Art. Cos like I say, I can't shade apples. As a result, I didn't hand in my work. But well, I did shade my apples! Just that, I keep forgetting to hand in, so, drag drag drag. Then, in the end, I got tired of remembering and did not hand in. Oh well! Anyway, I'm starting to regret for the choices I made. I opted for History, Biology etc? Which requires me to read more than 200 pages and memorise it like some mad dog? And! I need to go into the examination room like a walking encyclopedia! What the hell, I need to be prepared to stick my face to books 24/7. Anyway, I wanna go into the best class, but ugh! Maths and Science has to be strong. And I suck at both. But it's okay right!!

HA. HA. Yup okay, Faye. KEEP DREAMING.
I'm such a silly billy.

Jump

2009-09-21T16:12:00.000-07:00

I realised I got tons of unglam pictures all over the web, and I didn't even realise.
For instance,

Like, what the hell is Jovin doing! And, what the hell am I doing there! And, when was this picture ever captured? Look at Jovin's qian bian face. Hahaah, wanna punch his face.
/edited
I just read this post all over again, and I was thinking.
Why the hell did I even post my unglam picture?

Anyway, I was studying at Woodlands library the day before yesterday. And, I was at the children's level. Yeah, you can expect tons of noise pollution there. There's this little boy that kept jumping around the stones and mumbling to the mother, "Ma, wo men ji shi ke yi hui jia?"(Mom, when can we go back home?). Chanting and chanting none stop. I felt like killing him, seriously. So, he went jumping and chanting around the area then there's this Indian girl who just wanted to pat him on the head, then the little boy started to scream like there was no tomorrow and ran back to the Mom crying. Hahhahahaa, it was damn funny.

Anyway, shading apples can already stress me up terribly. So, can you imagine me practically memorising the whole book of Science Textbook? Almost impossible. But yeah, I'm trying my very best. That's the consequences of me not listening in class. Screweddddd. Furthermore, there's still, History? Geography? Literature? Ah omg, whatever. I just wanna study hard, earn lots and lots of $$$, so that I can buy alot alot alot alot alot alot alot of dogs. Dogs are the reason why I'm studying. HAHAHAH, if you believe, I think you are mad. Okay, probably, partially true? But obviously, I don't live for dogs. I don't study for them. I live for myself and I study for my future! When I grow up, you will probably see me in a Porsche with 5 dogs at the front seat, and 5 dogs in the boot. Hahahaa, I think I'm lost in a fairytale. Is this a sweet dream or a beautiful nightmare?

Straight Through My Heart

2009-09-18T23:26:00.000-07:00

Miss Ang asked us to write a one short paragraph story consisting of similes and metaphors few weeks back on how we feel on the "Freedom Writers string game", hahaha, I played. It's relatively fun. The game is about the teacher asking questions, then if it applies to you, you step forward, on to the line. She also said it would be better if we created the similes and metaphors on our own. So I wrote.

"When I saw a few people standing on the line, I felt as sad as a mother whose son had just died. The question was as sensitive as Mimosa. I was hoping the Earth would just open and swallow me up. I was panicking like a zebra whose habitat was on fire and I was hesitant to stay on the line but I did not know what to do. But just when my classmates join in the line with me, I felt as happy as Spongebob."
Hhahahaa, no link. But whatever.
Anyway, just now, I was pulling off the cap from the Wi-Fi. And the cap was tightly intact? So I was using all my might to pull it off but simultaneously, I was holding a fork on another hand with a kiwi on top. (Heehe) Yup, so when I used 101% of my energy to pull off, it finally came off. Like finally. But something else that I did not want it to come off, came off too. I turned to look at my fork. The next thing I know, "SPLAT", "SPLAT" again. I was kind of shocked and I stood rooted for 10 seconds before I actually came back to reality. My kiwi got flicked to the wall, before dropping to the floor behind the computer table. Ridiculous much, isn' it?

Live High

2009-09-16T22:49:00.000-07:00

I thought my cheena was very zai but actually it isn't as zai as what I think it is. Few weeks back, I was writing a chinese composition in class, and I wanted to write the word, 'guan cha' which means observe in english. But I didn't know how to, so I asked the teacher. Somewhat or somehow my tongue got twisted, and I said, 'LAO SHI, ZEN YANG XIE GUAN CAI!' Direct translation: (Teacher, how to write coffin). Okay, what the hell, Vigi keeps laughing at me for that. ): Oh anyway, ever since I was born, people always thought that my name was spell like, 'Faith', 'Fay'. And I guess no one got it right so far. So, when I first came into seconday school. A student counselor asked me for my name. So I proudly said, 'Faye'. And the counselor went like, 'HUH' 'HUH' 'HUH' for so many times. 'How to spell? F. E. I. ah?' Like WHAT THE HELL. FOR MY ENTIRE LIFE, NO ONE EVER SPELT MY NAME LIKE THAT. I was relatively shocked and I bet he got a F9 for his english. (HAHHAHAHA) Anyway, Nopianto Quek Ying Zheng is very funny. He operated his toe weeks ago to remove his nail as his nail poked his flesh, (HAHAHHA) so I guess if he doesn't get it remove, his toe will rot. (HAHHAA) People in the right mind would probably be complaining about how painful it is, etc. But he told me, 'MY TOE NOW VERY DIRTY. LOTS OF DUST STUCK THERE. CAN'T WASH. ):' HAHAHHAA!! I can't help but laughed like mad.
K peeps, got to go. THXBAI! ^^

Sold

2009-07-02T22:06:00.000-07:00

'Sticks and stones may break my bones but names will never hurt me': don't you believe it. Words , calculated and cruel, can worm their way into the heart of you, and stay there. Sticks and stones hurt your bones, true. But bones mend. Words can break your soul, and what cure is there for that?

New Divide

2009-06-08T17:44:00.000-07:00

Never judge a book by it's cover. HOW TRUE!
You can never never never ever imagine how BIMBOTIC Ashlina is.
So anyway, I'm gonna tell you people about how BIMBOTIC she is.
Okay, so, she was trying on K.B'S HIGH HEELS last week, secretly. (Wtf)
She told me she took 5minutes 22seconds to walk 20m to and forth. (How ridiculous)
And she said she felt like she was walking on a rope.
In addition, she broke 1 of the heels. (Loser)
Hence, she went to hide the broken heels. (Sore Loser)

P.S I hope you see this soon, Ashlina.
Teehee!^^

No Surprise

2009-05-30T22:01:00.000-07:00

Ashlina just got her Guitar Hero! Okay, I'm happy and excited for her. But, she's so evil, she doesn't allow me to go to her house to play ): How mean! Oh, I was on the phone with her earlier on, and there's someone in the background singing horribly. Almost broke my eardrums. >: @ (OKAY ASHLINA, I'M GONNA GET YOU FOR THIS!)
So anyway, I missed 2 episodes of Boys Over/Before Flowers. So actually, I haven't started watching it. People said, something like Kim Butt and Bee Hoon are good-looking. (Weird Names huh!) From what I know, there's 4 guys, 3 curly wurly hair, 1 straight golden hair. So when people tell me they like Kim Butt or Bee Hoon, I'll ask them whether it's curly wurly hair or straight golden hair, and when tell me it's curly wurly hair, I'll tell them that there's 3 curly wurly hair, then they'll get pissed with me for I don't know what reason. See! We got weird people on Earth! OH! &I wanna go out soon. But, that stupid Vigi always have something on! >: ( And when Vigi can't go, Xiaoyun don't go. And so on so forth, sianz.
Anyway, Ashlina &I is thinking of going out on Monday. Anyone wanna join us, feel free to contact us at 1800-Hot-Ashlina-Cool-Faye. But I'm not sure if we'll pick up though.
After all the crap that you've been reading, I wanna say.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY GOHMINFENG, the one who defences funnily! ^^
& HAPPY BIRTHDAY BONGJIAJIA, the one who got legs shorter than short legs! :o
So long,

Number one

2009-05-21T18:10:00.000-07:00

Guess what! Ashlina, Xiaoyun, Mohamed, Roydon &Clarence made me laughed like crazy today, during the morning assembly.
The conversation started off,
Xiaoyun: Aye, (Pointing at Mohamed) you added me on facebook right?
Mohamed: Ya, your picture like (Doing a horse action.)
(I was laughing like mad, I mean that's like wtf!)
Xiaoyun: Got meh? I don't remember.
Mohamed: Ya, got!
Clarence: Oh ya, I edited your picture.
Xiaoyun: Wtf, you damn pervertic and disgusting! Nevermind, I'm gonna photoshop your picture, I'm gonna put your head on a naked body.
(I laughed like there's was no tomorrow manz.)
Ashlina: Oh ya! Omg! Clarence, why you show your naked body on facebook! Can see your nipples!
(This was kind of awkward to me, so I hid behind Ashlina and was laughing away)
Roydon: HUH!? EEEE! CLARENCE! WHY YOU SO LOW-CLASS &SHOW PEOPLE YOUR NAKED BODY!
(Roydon said it quite loudly to Clarence with the wtf look that was damn funny! You can probably imagine.)
I can't imagine putting myself in his shoes, I would have probably died of embarrassment or something.

Oh, and did I mention that the sec1's this year are screw loose.
And I have no idea what is wrong with Eunice Ng from P5, she's a nut case.
(Hadri, watch out!!!)

HAPPY BIRTHDAY

2009-05-16T00:00:00.000-07:00

HAPPY 14TH BIRTHDAY
VIVIEN WONG HUI TING!
OH! HOW HAVE YOU GROWN OLD!
(I'm still summer hair forever young, hehee)
CUPCAKES FOR YOU!
(Yum Yum!)

Fire burning

2009-05-15T23:55:00.000-07:00

I HATE PEOPLE THAT MAKE EMPTY PROMISES, DO YOU?
I just read your blog not long ago, and I know you will read my blog. Well, you blamed your mom. Like come on?
And yes, precisely. Why promise in the first place when you can't manage to do it? Because of the fact you couldn't go to the library on that day for whatsoever reason, you told us, you promised us that you will go with us to the library the next day. And the next day when we asked you, you said want/need/must go home. We repeatedly asked you to stay, but well obviously, to futile. When your bus came, you said "bye" and you walked towards your bus. Vivien signaled and called you to come back first. You turned back, hesitated, but still, in the end. You boarded the bus. JUST LIKE THAT despite all the pleads. Wtf? See HOW MUCH YOU CHANGED, you were not like that in the past. We asked you to call your mom and tell her, but you didn't want to. Furthermore, we're going to library to study for God's sake. In case you don't know, the definition of library is: a place set apart to contain books, periodicals, and other material for reading, viewing, listening, study, or reference, as a room, set of rooms, or building where books may be read or borrowed. When we reached the library, Vivien said, "I feel kind of empty and lesser laughter without her". YOU WALKED OFF, BOARDED THE BUS. If this post hurt you, have you ever thought that it hurt us too? We tried to understand, but did you give us the chance to understand it by keeping everything to yourself? What are friends for? Of course, we understand. Your mom is strict, and you can't have the freedom you yearned for. But when you promised us, you should have already asked your mom about it. Even if your mom doesn't allow, can't you bloody open your mouth and tell us? Isit a very difficult task to do? Yes, probably. That's part of you. Your personality. A personality that I really hate, alot. Perhaps, nothing can change that fact. But did you ever thought that, that personality of yours make us feel irritated, annoyed, pissed?
It isn't the same anymore.
You changed.
Everything did.

!!!!!

2009-04-26T15:11:00.000-07:00

Hahahahhahahahahaaaaa, zomgxzs! Li Meiyu friend's are so funny! They created blogs for Meiyu as a birthday present! I mean 1 is already enough, but they actually created 3! This is like, what!?!
Anyone's birthday coming up? You can tell me. I'll create a blog for you as a birthday present! Free-Of-Charge! HAHAHAHA!

Teeheeeeeee(:

2009-04-19T15:12:00.000-07:00

I just recalled this incident and I find it so damn funny. Me, Xiaoyun, Vigi, Vivien, Minfeng &Felicia went to Suki Sushi for lunch on the 15th. After that, Xiaoyun or somebody else said she wanna go to Popular to buy pens, so we went. After that, when we were looking for pens, out of the blue moon, Vigi said in a very serious tone with no facial expression,"Someone just farted." Xiaoyun replied,"Ya, so smelly." I said,"I smell it too."HAHAHA, omg, so funny please. Then after everyone went their separate ways,Vivien &I was at Amk central shopping for some rubbish crap for the camp, when we came across this Aunty, asking people to buy tissue paper, she went like,
"Uncle, aunty, xiao di, xiao mei, bang wo mai tissue paper, 1 dollar 1 dollar, hello! 1 dollar"
Zomgxzs. She still have like the high-pitch and mono tone. I think it's so damn funny. Then suddenly, out of randomness, Vivien said,"You know just now at the Popular, someone farted right? Smell like Chamamushi." I was like,"WHATT!!! *Burst out laughing non-stop*" Oops, I forgot to mention something. VivienWong said "I wanna be a guy so I can date a girl and I can treat her(that's me, HAHA) so well."
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During 16th, the camp, my trainers are so funny. They are like the best instructors on Earth! They make me laugh till my stomach wanna explode! &Geez, because of my regular laughing, they made used of my laughter! I feel like a retard - -V And I can't believe I actually danced with that whatever Ru guy. And YiZheng dressed like loanshark, very scaryyyyy. Anyways, TINA &JERALD ARE MY INSTRUCTORSSXZ! AND HA, THEY ARE GEELA PEOPLE! Like me.
&
I MISS TINA ALOTXZS! ):

It's gone, all gone.

2009-04-11T18:18:00.000-07:00

Gosh. I'm full of mixed emotions. Angry, sad, disappointed. All the not-so-optimistic thingz.
Like wtf, why am I so unlucky!! Why can't I be as LLUUUCCKYYYYYY as Paris& Milan!
Right, so yes. Whoever that took my (?), regardless whether it's a bitch or bastard.
Trust me. I seriously think that you'll have your retribution, x123456789012345678901234567890 worst than what you took from me.
Let bygones be bygones? Forgive and forget?
For heaven's sake, it's hard for me.
I don't understand why are there such cruel people living on Earth.
If history is to repeat itself,
maybe God should just let Earth have a flood once again, and let those good Samaritans live, and well, those imbeciles to die.

HI PEOPLE I'M BACK! :D

2009-04-05T17:23:00.000-07:00

Yes! My sister said my photography skills suddenly became so great! Hohoho, I'm so proud of myyyselffff! And yeah, I took tons of unglam pictures. Like really alot.

PRESENTING.... ... ..... .. .

I'm missing that special someone~~
I'm missing that special someone too.

"STARE WHAT STARE!"

"STILL STARE!"

Staring at the beautiful skyyyyyyyy~

Madness!

and madness.

Smile a little! Eh Clara, what's with the way you walk!?!

BLUR-YYYY!

Hey now!

Tsk! Stop giving me my daddy kind of post!
My daddy kind of post, again. Just with an extra twist! (Hopeless!)

Remember Andre, you ain't sexy. Aw, cheer up, Jovinus! :D

CLARA! NO SEDUCING!!

OVERLY HAPPY, HUH?

HI, MY NFF! Rachael Yiu Yee Ting 姚依婷!

Oops, captured at the wrong time!

HEY, MDM KHOO! SMILEEEEEEEEEE :D

Smiling at? (o.o)

"Awww, how adorableeee!!!"

OH YEAH, HONGSUM!

GOTCHA RAFIE!

What a wide smile! :)

ANDRE! YOU SPOIL THE BACKGROUND! :@

Weethenggg! Miss Ho at the back? :3

Cooooollllllllllllllllll~

Eh, what?

OBSCENE!! o:

Parkinson disease, stroke or what!?
OH, HE RECOVERED! AND HE WENT "YAY!" (- -)'' But the truth is, HONGSUM IS ACTING CUTE!!

HI ANDRE!

HAHAHA, RETARDEDDD!

STOP & STAREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

The cockroach~~

The next catwoman!!!

She said she felt like taking pictures! &I granted her wish :D

Eh, what? JOVINUS! Don't give me the Gek Sai face, okay!

NOT FORGETTING MY FAVOURITE PEEKTURE OF ALL,
OH YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

Now. Presenting the more appropiate pictures ^^
How pretty!
The fireworks at HONG KONG DISNEYLAND!
Ain't the scenery pretty? And I feel kinda small standing beside Clara ):
Whoa HongSum, Whoa Jovinus!
I went into the home econs secretly, and took a picture of the recipe on how to make Sweet Corn and Beancurd Soup! (Yum Yum!)
Flowerrrrrrrrr!
Colourful buildingsxzzz!
I like the floor tiles! :D
I find the layout of the restaurant so beautiful!
Ah, how dare you Andre! Two-timer!!
The Venetian! &Yeah, you can tell how unhealthy burgers is.
Visited some museum, which resembles some kiddo toy house!
Went to another museum with all the cars cars over there! So coollalalalala!
This is Julianna!
This is Jia Yee!This is Denise Tan!
This is Melanie!
This is I-forgot-whats-her-name

Anyways, these are the bunch of kiddos I gotta take care, except for the last one.
&I thought this was rather cute! ^^

And you know over at Hong Kong, you can see people car plates writing "LOL", "Dragon" etc. Cool huh?
&I thought this picture was rather hot.

Pictures of you, pictures of me.

Yeah, stay tune, more pictures coming up soon(:
xoxo,

Mahkes is so funny ttm!

2009-03-27T16:45:00.000-07:00

Hahahahah! Okay, I decided to post before I fly off to HongKong &Macau. People, you better miss me! (Hehheh!) But, I'm kind of afraid that I can't catch up with lessons. But, oh well.
So anyways, as usual, during Science lesson, everyone bounced off from their seats and changed places. Well, Sneha was sitting beside me. So, the same old thing happened. Mahkes was like, sort of, arguing with Sneha.
Mahkes: Can't you just use your brains to think!?!? (Kind of shriek!)
(I cut in, talking rubbish(Oh well, my trademark. *wink wink*) once again)
Me: She uses her brain to think, okay. Everyone uses their brain to think, even when you wanna shit, you have to think of where to shit! Whether in the toilet bowl or in the sink.
Mahkes: (Give me the blur look) Huh? Sink? Sink cannot flush!
I broke into a string of laughter!
He was not suppose to answer me like this! I mean, this wasn't an expected reply!
That's not the point right? Hahaha, Mahkes is so funny.
Anyways, I invented this game called "Touch Touch".
So fun! Teehee! ^^
Only Nicole, Mithiran and I play though, cause Mithiran sits infront of me while Nicole, beside me. So usually, Mithiran get touch by Nicole & me. (Please don't think sick? O:)
We will touch Mithiran on the back and he gotta guess who touched him.
Okay, he suck at it, he can't guess for nuts! Like seriously.
So when Mahkes came over, I asked him if he wanna play "Touch Touch".
He was like, "(Stare straight into my eyes) Huh? Touch Touch?"
He cocked his head to Mithiran's side and stared at him, and Mithiran just nodded.
A puzzled look crossed his face, with eyes as big as saucers, and he turned back to me and said with a very very very very super duper ultra extremely agitated tone, "Touch touch? HUH? TOUCH WHERE?"
Hahahhaa, he was like kind of freeze-framed, unable to rewind! And I laughed like mad! He's like damn sick in the mind, please. Hahahahah!
&Whoa, It's been such a long time since I got such a looooonnnnnngggggg postttttttttt!
Okay, not really long. But still!
Ohmygawd, so exciting ttm ya! ^^

Bye, earthlingsssssssssxzxz♥

Fun Day!

2009-03-20T23:51:00.000-07:00

"Just shoot me down, will you? (Before I start taking another 84 zilian pictures like what I did today!)"

O:

2009-01-24T16:08:00.000-08:00

Oh My Gawd!
I don't like Low Kay Hwa novels!
They make me cry like hell!
Guess what! My mom is damn evil. She laughed at me!!
&WHATTT! My sister thinks I'm mental..
Arghhh! :@ I'm not mental or autistic or whatever kay. It's just really touching.
I can't control my tears from flowing, you know..
That guy actually die for a girl that he know for not even a year!
Let me type a small portion of the story. Epilogue.
All I want to tell you is that I really love you. Every second of my life, I've been thinking of you; of us. I smile because you laugh; I frown because you cry; I die because you survive. I love you because you love me. With you around, it's like destiny has given me a piece of heaven and you are the angel guarding it.
You're everything to me: I can't just watch you die. I can't bear the thought of standing behind you and seeing you jump off the building. I want to help you to the end.
I'd promise that I'd risk my life to save you. I don't make empty promises I just want you to know that I will never regret my decision. My death is not the end: it's the beginning of a new life for you, Destiny. My death means you can find your new life.
I just want to prove that true love exists. I'll always be there for you, whether physically, or mentally. You won't be able to see me anymore, but you'll always feel my presence nearby.
I'm not sure if you'll remember me after some time. If not, I'll be stuck in the nights here, forever. I won't be able to turn into a shooting star and move on to Heaven. But, I don't mind.
The story of Kismet and Kolbee... Well, I lied... It was not a happy ending: she had to die. Just like our story. The same tragic ending for us, too.
We've known each other for 6998400 seconds, that is 16640 minutes, or 1944 hours, or 81 days when I'm writing this letter, dated for 4233600 seconds, that is 70560 minutes, or 1176 hours, or 49 days.
I love you, Destiny. Truly.
I'm looking out for you as the star in the sky, Destiny. Find a guy to love for now. In the next life, we will renew our vows of love.
I wish the best for you, forever. I'll be there for you, remember. Whenever you go, whatever you do. I'll be just beside you. If you ever feel down, think of me and I will be there to ease your sorrows. That is another promise I vow to fulfill.
Your life is not ending yet.
Not yet.
Well, just another hero who died for love.

Phobiasssss

2009-01-23T22:19:00.000-08:00

I came to a conclusion that Ahlians have Ophthalmophobia.
FEAR OF BEING STARED AT.
Don't you think after people stare at them, they'll find trouble for them?
HA HA HA HAAAA!
And I have Didaskaleinophobia- Fear of going to school
& Ergophobia- Fear of work.
And I was wondering if Clara got Myrmecophobia.
Fear of ants. HAHAHAHAHA
Oh, and can you believe that there's a world call, Venustraphobia- Fear of beautiful women.
And I think some phobia is really ridiculous.
For example, Taphephobia- Fear of being buried alive or of cemeteries.
Who isn't afraid of being buried alive? Come on man. (-.-)
And I really pity people who got Cibophobia. They have fear of food!
Goodness Gracious. ):
And how can anyone get Chrometophobia!? Fear of money!
That's totally saddening!!
Maybe they can give me their moneyy!! (Heehee!)
Oh, I have Coimetrophobia- Fear of cemeteries. Who isn't scare, once again?
And I think I got a lot more phobias than these.
But I shan't scare myself. Heheee.

A day out!

2008-12-31T21:01:00.000-08:00

Oh well.

Ashlina ask me out to dine few days back, surprisedly.
She's damn weird ttm, she like durian but she don't like stuffs like, durian prata/durian pancake/durian waffle.
Oh Oh Oh!
WARNING: NEVER ASK HER OUT FOR DINNER!
Reasons being,
1) She's damn gross! >: @
2) She eat too fast!
3) She wanna touch my legs! O:
Okay, 3points is bad enough.
I asked her to try my durian prata like five times &SHE TURNED DOWN MY KIND INTENTIONS! Alright fine, so when I ate three quarters of it.
I said, "Help me eat, I'm very full, I'm not leaving the place, till my prata is finish."
She replied, "Okay, 1 mouth only ah!"
Zomgxzsxzs, guess what she did.
She tried cutting them to really really really tiny pieces, but somehow she didn't manage to do so.
Right, so after serveral tries, she gave up.
AND NEXT THING SHE DO.
Using a fork, she smash my prata and squish all the durian out of my prata.
I. Stoned for a second. Before screaming my head off!
I was like, "~!@#$%^&*()^!@#$%^&*() WHAT THE FISH?!"
Whoa man, thanks alot. (-.-)
And we both LAUGH LAUGH LAUGH LAUGH LAUGH.
Oh, tsk! The people over at prata house are so unfriendly!
So, after that, we bus-ed back to her house area.
And we went to playground to play! Yay!!!
She was sooooooooooooooo amaze that I can do somersaults! HAHAHAH
Faye: Want me to show you again?
Ashlina: Of course! Sure!
Faye: HA, I don't want to show you!
Ashlina: Tsk, you very bad leh.
(I told you I was in gymnastics when I was in primary school! HAHA)
(Imagine her facial impression when she saw me doing that! Funny manxzs, ttm.)
So after that, we walked over to my house area, and bought balloons!
We were like so mad and crazy!
Right, mad and crazy have the same meaning.
Alright alright, after that she walked me home! Cos she wanna talk to my mommyyy!
HAHAHAHA.
Kayyyyyyyyyy, I have high metabolism, so I'm hungry now and I wanna eat.
So, goodbye.

Malaysia

2008-12-23T13:08:00.000-08:00

Went to Desaru on 20th.
I went to the Ostrich Farm.
The tour guide was like, "You must be careful and keep turning behind to check if there's any ostrich behind you, cause they might peck on your head."
I was like, "What the hell, peck on your head?!"
I was imagining........... (A hole on my cap, a hole in my skull!) (Zomgxzs?)
I bought ostrich food for Rm 1. I don't dare to feed it! You had to place the corn on your hand, and can you imagine, a animal with long neck, skinny legs are pecking on your hand. It's so big and fluffy. What's worst, it pecks vigorously.
My aunt was like, "Faye, stop wasting time! Go and feed the ostrich"
I replied, "I don't dare!"
My aunt, "Aiya, come lah, I show you."
(She walked towards the ostrich and next thing you know)
"Ahhh, actually I also very scared."
And yes, I saw my aunt running away towards my direction and the ostrich started to chase after her. Ahahaha.
Supposedly, after that, we were suppose to go to Desaru Fruit Farm.
But, my sister broke her slipper, and so, I'm nice enough to keep her accompany in the bus. :D My aunt came back and said, "The Fruit Farm was such a great disappointment!"
There was barely any fruits or anything.
Oh right, did I mention that there's flies in Malaysia Restaurant and it's so-not-spacious.
The kitchen of the restaurant is worse than a coffee shop in Singapore.
I bought alot of gums! Yay yay!
It was a 1 day trip. So when I was back at the custom. Thanks to my aunt, a typical singaporean, she made my shawl stuck in the machine. She just pulled my bagpack off me, my headphones off me. And that causes my shawl to get stuck! Can't she just wait for me to take it off by myself, and just let other people go first?
The officers over there gave me the not-happy-face.
Before that, my sister still asked, "We must put all the Ipod and stuffs into the basket right?"
My aunt replied, "Yes."
And in the end, she just take her Ipod and phone just walk pass the scanning thing, and nothing happened. If not because of my sister words, I woudn't even have take out my phone or whatever. Thanks to you man, sister.
Alright, time for pictures!

I was kind of forced by my aunt to "pick up a fake leaf on the floor".
I know I'm retarded! Hhahaha!
Whoa Oh! Whoa Oh! Whoa Oh!
Twistttttttttt!
Oh eww, that black girl in the background totally spoil the picture!
Why wasn't I smiling? (??)
Cheeeseeeeeeeeee!
Uh, excuse me, Yuying, the person that my sister wanna take is me! Excuse your big butt!
Teeheee!

xoxo,

2008-12-14T19:06:00.000-08:00

Standing on the rooftops,

everybody scream your heart out!

Ka cha Ka cha!

2008-11-30T13:41:00.000-08:00

Went out with Ashlina last Friday.
Oh my gawd! She kinda inspired me to be a photographer, although I can't take photos for nuts!
I didn't know It's so fun snapping pictures! Hhahaha!
I took a picture of Ashlina on the bus which she thinks It's hot (- -), which other people may think otherwise. Hhahah!
She's damn loser ttm, but i lurbexzzs her ttm!
Anyways, I've a class outing this coming Wednesday at East Coast which starts at 12 and ends at 8.
But I decided to go with Ashlina at 4plus, cos she got religion exam. And I'm going over to Hougang to find her around 3.
Seriously, I cannot understand her! She NEVER pass her religion exam. Not even failing at the border line. She usually get 20/100 or something.
Come on man, might as well don't take!

Peace Out!

Sentosa!

2008-11-27T18:05:00.000-08:00

Enjoying your lollipop huh? :D

Hi! :]

See! See Kaixiang! See Lihui's brother!

I'm so happyyy! Cause I prayed for a miracle to happen! &It happen!
Guess, what I prayed? : (I don't want to get push into the water!)
&Yay!!!! Nobody pushed me into the water!
And I played beach volleyball! Zomg, I'm like so pro! (Obviously, I'm telling a white lie! :B) Hhahahaha!

Anyways, thankyou very much Ashlina, Benjin, Clara & Vivien!
The present was, fabulous, marvelous, fantastic, superb, awesome and whatever wonderful words you can think of to describe the present!
Awww, you make me feel so proud now!
Thankyou!!
O:
:DVery pretty! :B
Prettier than any other things! : }
Can you spot cute faces on the shuttlecocks!?
Very creative, I must say. I really like the blue shuttlecock, It's beautiful!
It's a pity that your only made one. ):
And yes, there's this very important thing! The envelope smells like hongkong feet! Stinks ttm! *faints* (~!@#$%^&*)
May I know who is the culprit who stuffed the envelope into a shoebag or something?!
TSK! So insincere! And yes, I wanna describe the smell! The odourrr of the envelope in just one word, overwhelming..And zomgxzs, I would like to say that Clara is DAMN (selfish), as you can see. Her name is the only one on caps lock! (Handwriting so ugly still write so big! Tmd!) HAHAH. <---- That's a joke! {Don't take it seriously!} Oh Clara, I'm not Miss Chin you know. So you.. Actually don't have to write down your full name! Lawlszx!
But I seriously appreciate the efforts your put in, travelling all around Singapore &going in shops by shops just to get me a present.
This is the best present I ever receive! (<--Not exaggerating!)
How about a round of applause?
Ashlina. You this cool kid. Lurbeszxsz you lotsaxsz~~~
I can't wait to go out with you tomorrow! YAYYY YAYYYYY!
Although you're kind of secretive and don't want to tell me where you wanna bring me!
But! My instinct tells me it's gonna be a really fun day! Hhahahah!
<3,

BIRTHDAY BIRTHDAY BIRTHDAY!

2008-11-25T23:16:00.000-08:00

Zomgxzs! Helloooo! I'm so surprised that you're looking over here! (Not- -'')

Anyways,
tomorrow is party time!
Get your party on, so we'll sing along.
Hold on tight, It's a crazy night.
Get your party on, so we'll scream it out loud!
Oh my oh my...
Here's a message to the people going to Sentosa with me tomorrow!
1st: I know It's my birthday
2nd: You people can't throw me in the water
3rd: Cause Faye can't swim
4th: What if your throw Faye in, she floats away, drown and die? : O
5th: It'll be counted as a murder case, &you guys are the murderers and you people will be sentence to jail! :/
6th: You know how sad your parents will be when you're put behind bars?!
7th: It's better to be safe than sorry. It's never too late to change your mind now!
8th: I don't want to die tragically! O:
In conclusion, you should not push/carry/throw me into the water!
THIS IS NOT A JOKING MATTER
(Please don't say I'm lame or whatever, cause life's hard to say.. {You'll never know} *winks winks* Ha? Ha?)
Bye bye, bye bye, bye bye
Bye bye, bye bye, bye bye
Bye bye, bye bye, bye bye, bye bye

):

2008-11-18T21:08:00.000-08:00

This is super retarded, I actually deleted all the songs in my Ipod by accident. :/ By the way, I wanna buy headphones and Ashlina told me the headphones cost 35bucks! Yay Yay!

Anyways, I wanna watch Madagascar: Escape 2 Africa & Bolt! :D I think they're like so cute! :O
&did I mention that High School Musical 3: Senior Year totally suck?! It's just like wasting my 6bucks! And maybe I should watch SING TO THE DAWNNNNNN too! :D Teehee!

O:

2008-11-15T00:09:00.000-08:00

I was talking to Ashlina on msn.
And she told me she's probably not going for training tomorrow. I ask her why.
Before she could answer, I asked her if she wasn't feeling well. She replied,

Ashlina: I think I might be down with food poisoning!
Faye: :S Omg, take care manz.
Ashlina: Suck aloooot!
Faye: Wah, okay okay, you go and shit!
Ashlina: Okay, thanks! Finally!
Faye: Huh? Oh yeah, show me that ---------'s picture!
Ashlina: Whatt?!
Faye: Or whatever. That thing! Remember?!?!
Ashlina: Ohhh!
Faye: You said they wore shades!
Ashlina: Yup I will.
Faye: Now now! Show meeee!
Ashlina: In 10minutes time.
Faye: WHYYY!
Ashlina: I WANNA SHIT! CANNOT CONTROLLL!
Faye: Okok! After that ah, faster!! Go Go Go!!!!!
Ashlina: Okayyy, byeee.
Faye: I'll be giving you moral support! All the way!!
(After 8 minutes...)
Ashlina: I'm backk. Okay.
Faye: How's your shit?
Ashlina: It was like a tsunami! Everything went WWOOOOOSSSSH!

(HHAHAHAH! ZOMGXZS! Ashlina, you're so funny! Yet, (!!!!!) Gross.)

Cookies :D

2008-11-09T14:02:00.000-08:00

Went to Clara's house to bake cookies yesterday. It was kind of fun : D

Let me show you the pictures of our cookies! HAHA.

This batch of cookies turn out quite delicious, but not the shape expected. -.-'

This batch was the best among all three. :)
(Look good, taste good) :D
At first, it was like this. After placing it in the oven for 15minutes, it turn out
like that.
(Somewhat expanded quite alot but, zomgxzs, so cute!)

2008-11-04T23:15:00.000-08:00

Hi all. YOU CAN VIEW PICTURES HERE

hahaha i'm too lazy to re-upload pictures.

Love, fiona.

A day out with Clara!

2008-11-04T03:24:00.000-08:00

Blah blah blah.
So today when I was on bus with Clara. Suddenly, I thought of what I saw yesterday and...
Oops, now it's 3am in the morning. Okay, it's a new day, I mean when I was on the bus with Clara yesterday, I thought of what I saw yesterday yesterday which is the day before.
So on the bus, I wanted to sleep, she keep on poking me and tell me not to, and wants me to entertain her. So I popped out some crap. Like this.
Faye: Aye!! I saw transparent plasters that is waterproof that cost only 2bucks, and there's 40pieces!
Clara: Where?
[I pretended not to hear her and stared into the blank space, keeping quiet. (I don't know why I did that)]
Clara: Hello? I ask you where!
Faye: HAHAHAHAHAH. I don't know lah.
Clara: Akon?
(I was trying to register what she was trying to say...)
Faye: Huh? Rihanna lah!
(Than we both burst out laughing)
For kids who don't quite get this joke, Clara was trying to say Econ. Not Akon.
HAHAHAH

2008-10-31T22:30:00.000-07:00

Warning: NOT FOR THE FAINT-HEARTED.
WHAT YOU'RE GOING TO SEE IS SOOOO 'OMGWTF!'

WE'RE WISHING YOU A HAPPY HALLOWEEN!

She thinks that she look cool in a black (facial) mask HAHAHHAHA

Love, Fiona!!!! (and Faye)

2008-10-25T23:10:00.000-07:00

Zomgxzs! Helloooo! I'm so surprised that you're looking over here! (Not- -'')

Anyways,
tomorrow is party time!
Get your party on, so we'll sing along.
Hold on tight, It's a crazy night.
Get your party on, so we'll scream it out loud!
Oh my oh my...
Here's a message to the people going to Sentosa with me tomorrow!
1st: I know It's my birthday
2nd: You people can't throw me in the water
3rd: Cause Faye can't swim
4th: What if she dies!? It'll be counted as a murder case, &you guys are the murderers and you people will be sentence to jail! :/
5th: You know how sad your parents will be when you're put behind bars?!
5th: It's better to be safe than sorry. It's never too late to change your mind now!
6th: I don't want to die tragically! O:
In conclusion, you should not push/carry/throw me into the water!
THIS IS NOT A JOKING MATTER
(Please don't say I'm lame or whatever, cause life's hard to say.. {You'll never know} *winks winks* Ha? Ha?)

Bye bye, bye bye, bye bye
Bye bye, bye bye, bye bye
Bye bye, bye bye, bye bye, bye bye

Something against revengeful people! O:

2008-10-25T20:02:00.000-07:00

Okay, I've got stm. So I forgotten when this thing happen. Alright, let me talk about what happened in the morning on a bright normal day. As usual, assembled at parade square. Didn't know why, I've the sudden urge to sing a song, which I didn't sing for ages. "Hey girl, I wanna catch your wave..." Than as usual, Ashlina want to continue with the singing so she ask me to stop. (But she forget the lyrics! HAHAHA)
Ashlina: Eh, whats the next part ah?
Faye: Hey girl, I wanna drift away with you.
Then I told Ashlina to sing to Rebekah Fung. Than she walked over to Rebekah and sang, "Hey girl, I wanna catch your wave(Ashlina touched Rebekah's hair), hey girl I wanna drift away with you."
As expected, she pulled back Ashlina's hair & said.
Rebekah: I pull very soft already, if I pull harder, you die!
Oh yes, Ashlina will die. -.-
After recess, when we were going back to class. We've to line up. And I saw Rebekah infront. So I told Ashlina, ''I dare you to poke Rebekah. She's sure to hit you back. Take the risk man, babe!''
With immediate effect, Ashlina went forward to poke Rebekah. And Ashlina moved back a little. (She's afraid, HAHAH)
As expected, she hit Ashlina real hard.
Ashlina's first reaction.
Ashlina: WAH LAN, AYE!
Okay, I'm not good at holding my laughter, so I burst out laughing immediately.
Geez, Rebekah Fung is a revengeful person! Best not to provoke her! :/
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Pictures on Tuesday- Science centre (:
HA! Trying to hide away from my camera!? Nehnehnipoopoo, too slow!
Wow, It have mirrors all over the place!Geez, sumos from Singapore. :DWe're the future scientists! Teehee!
Drama queens! ^_^
Japanese gangsters, yeah?
We're too popular. People wanna interview us, yo!
This is me! What a cute bob hairstyle!
Hi, pretty girl. Let's see a 360degree transformation.

TADAAAA!
One with eyes wide open, another with eyes shut and both look like retards.
Faye the macho! :D:D

I don't understand, nowadays, why are kids so uncivilised? Tsktsk. No mannerism. O:
Is my mouth infected with virus too? :/
Practising for next year Napfa. Hehehe.
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Broken hearts and last goodbyes, restless nights. But lullabies helps to make this pain go away. I realize I let you down. Told you that I'd be around, I'm building up the strength just to say, I'm Sorry. For breaking all the promises that I wasn't around to keep. Knowing that I am to blame. For leaving your heart out in the rain, and I know you're gonna walk away, and leave me with the price to pay. Before you go, I wanted to say that, I'm Sorry. For breaking all the promises that I wasn't around to keep.

!!!

2008-10-20T22:16:00.000-07:00

I had golf course today. At first, boring! Than slowly, it turns out to be fun.
Look at the pros.

Ashlina the abit proVivien the very proFaye the not so noob!
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LOOK AT ME & VIVIEN'S, MAN-THE-V!
:D 2 hotties. (: Please ignore that extra, at the background.
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After so, retards of the day.
Eh? Okay, I can tell that she's trying her best to post the best she can!
(Cannot make it!)
Geez, he's smiling to nobody! How retarded can he get. -.-
Than, he laughs at his phone for no reason....

Was having illusions that people was trying to snatch his phone...
(Okay, forget it. Let's get on to another retard)
That spastic smile on your face is (!!!) Oh so pretty!

It was a happy day! Xoxo.

:D FOOD!

2008-10-18T23:09:00.000-07:00

Yayyy! I went happily for tuition today. &I received a message from Ashlina.
The message wrote something like: 'Open house'. Than I was wondering.. She's selling her house?
But actually it's just about eating food. Not anything about selling her house.
See how bad is her english? Tsktsk.
&Omg, her boy cousin a 2~3 years old kid, (molested) me. HAHAHAH. He keep touching my thighs! O:
He got this bowl hairstyle. Very cute! Heh!
&Vivien Wong says I attract all people of all ages. :/ That includes Old Ti Ko Pei. (Holy Cows!)
&Her another cousin, is certainly a suave boy. (:
Ah yes, anyways, she invited me to her house to eat food. HAHAHA.
Of course, who will say 'no' to food? Maybe some other people, but definitely not me.
Watched Big Stan. :D So funneh!
But Ashlina, it was so fattening. If I'm to put on weight! I'm coming after you! ^_^

2008-10-16T21:46:00.000-07:00

Teehee, you know what my nose says about me?
It's likely that I'll be lucky with money, though this luck may come later in life.
I'm helpful and giving. I like cooperating, and I'm always willing to lend a hand.
I'm a nosey person and a bit of a snoop. I can't help but be curious!
I'm a realist. I ain't much of an optimist or a pessimist.

I think it's kinda funny yet interesting, quite true. :D
&Geez, I'll die at the age of 79! :/ &I'm more into pop songs than any other kind!

&You know what my handwriting says about me?!
It says that...
I'm highly energetic. I'm a passionate, intense, vigorous person. I'm very extroverted and outgoing. I'm loving, friendly, and supportive. However, I'm also manipulative and controlling at times. I'm balanced and grounded. I know how to get along well with others. I need a bit of space in my life, but I'm not a recluse. I expect people to give me a small amount of privacy, and I'll respect their privacy as well. I'm a free thinker. I'm unique, open minded, and artistic. I don't care what other people think. I'm a decent communicator. I eventually get your point across, but sometimes I leave things a bit ambiguous.

Ha, so true! :D

Sorry uh, abit bored. I was finding stuffs to do &ended up searching for this kind of things. HAHAHAH! Tata, <3

2008-10-12T14:51:00.000-07:00

It's been days since I post O:

Went to ton at downtown east at the beach on 10/10, came home on 11/10 & slept for 15hours.
I slept at the breakwaters for two hours, when I wake up It's like I'm at Antartica, ultra cold!
Here are the pictures taken on 10/10 at around 2am in the morning at the beach.This picture is like so pretteee right?! O: Heh! Cause It's taken by Faye! Hahahah.

Teehee, buh-bye.

:D

2008-10-09T23:45:00.000-07:00

Wheeeeeeee(: Sorry friends, Ashlina told me to race with her. So I went faster & faster & further & further!

Hahaha. Ashlina, Clara, Vivien & I were so bored today.

Till Ashlina suggested to go to Fairprice to play.
Teehee. We played with practically everything. (Free advertising man, like come on? Where can you find such kind souls?! O:)
Heh! Our new bagpacks! How isit? Cool huh? Mine was so small & tight! :/
But nevermind, it's cute right! Hahaha.
Evidence: Faye is not short :D

I was hungry, but nobody was willing to eat with me!
I was trying my luck, but you could see... It was empty):
We're two big mosquitoes ourselves D:

Uh, we were just abit.. Just abit, geela over soft toys :D We're still stuck in our childhood.
Hello there, greedy pig!

We've to eat 2 servings of fruits & vegetables each day! :] (I guess Ashlina hates kiwi!!)

Pampers heroines, here we are! Huggies & Mamy Poke Pants is your saviour. (HAHAHAH!)
Yes, okay Ashlina. I know you're proud of Kotex.
Come on, they don't need you as an imitation! You really cmi! (CANNOT MAKE IT!)
Wow! I know you use this daily. No wonder, your hair resembles Jackie Chan! o.o (How cool.)
Oh yes, I forgot to tell you guys that this is the lastest trend in town :D (BARBIEEESSS)
Ashlina & I are crazy over it.
Sorry uh, can't control ourselves. We got so mad over bags that worth 10bucks!

Yawnzzz, I guess I should go and sleep. Oh yea! Let me show you the night gown I'm gonna wear to bed tonight &the cute bra I'm gonna wear to bed tonight. And the cute bosters I'm taking with me to bed tonight. =D
Angels, protect me when I'm sleeping tonight(Okay, thats rather stupid cause it includes me. HA.)
Better protect me hor! If not I ride this dinosaur to your house & kill you!

goodnight loves,

2008-10-01T16:38:00.000-07:00

Today, did nothing :/ Was at home the whole time.
Let's talk about yesterdayyyy!
Played in the rain! :D
Aw, Benedick Ong Zi Quan, you look funny in your secondary 1 ez-link card!
HAHAHAH! Fat fat round round like tangyuan!
Anyways, brother, don't forget you owe me candies & fries.
HAWHAWHAW!
People, I tell you a secret! Waixinyi looks like a xiaolongbao when she's primary 1!
AHAHAHAHAHHA!
Goodbye,

2008-09-28T20:01:00.000-07:00

We come to love not by finding the perfect person but by seeing the imperfect person perfectly;
It's easier to accept someone than to change them

Do you know how much I trusted you? Yet you betrayed me.
Don't give promises to others, when you know you can't do it.
Just another pack of lies, Bitch.

2008-09-26T21:51:00.000-07:00

Have not been posting for 2 months, was busy. :/
Let's not talk about exams.
Anyways, i got this really funny photo. &I guess you'll be interested to see it (:

Guess who? :D
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HI THERE (:
Firstly, I would like to thank ASHLINA for yesterday. If not for her, I would probably just flung my english. I act as if I didn't care, when I really care alot. Holding back tears in class. As I walked down to foyer, everyone thought I was fine. But I can't help but to cry my heart out. I went forward to hug Ashlina. Heh, I'm sorry if I dirtied your uniform :/ Secondly, I would like to thank VIVIEN for yesterday too. But you know something Vivien, you suck alot. You laughed at me! But alright, I shall forgive you since you said you're gonna treat me the pizza I want! (Tripple Chicken Starzbites Pizza)
&Heheh, Clara, Vivien & Ashlina. I'm sorry if I gave you a shock and traumatise you.
Really thank alot. Your were there when I needed your the most, sisters.

(;

2008-07-19T19:25:00.000-07:00

I went tuition today, the tuition centre is like always a circus to me.
Okay, Marcus, you're funny! You made me laugh so hard that the tuition centre could probably collapse!
So as usual, the teacher was telling jokes.
Out of a sudden, I heard a sound(I thought a bomb have landed in the centre).
It was Marcus that fall down. HA HA HA. Retribution, my friend!
I didn't know it was you that fallen, till I turned around, &saw two out-stretched legs on the ground!
Hey Marcus, you suck. If you really want to die that much, why drag the table along with you! The chair could already break, and you still want to break that table? (Mind you, the table & chair need money to buy!)
HAHAHAH! (DID YOU BROKE YOUR RIB CAGE OR ANYTHING? Man, you should be glad that I'm showing you concern *HAHAH*)
The teacher after seeing this, she recalled about what happened last week in another tuition class.
She said she was choosing lots, for people answering questions.
So, she choose a name. She wanted to keep the students at suspend.
So she just said, "It's a man!" (She said this cause that stupid fellow got a "man" inside his name)
Just then, a tragedy happened! Simultaneously, Nelman flew off his chair. With the chair along, cupping him inside.
What a joke? One trying to act like a corpse, one trying to be superman?
But all failed to act like one, instead, they've become a laughing stock.
HAHAHAH!
In conclusion, people should not rock their chairs like nobody business.
Cause the furniture cost money. (:

:D

2008-06-28T21:07:00.000-07:00

I thought opening my blog would be fun-ner :D
Anyways, look at this conversation. :D

I do get really lame at times :D