My dad dug out my things from a cupboard of mine which I've not touch for more than i-don't-know how many years. So I found some things which are pretty funny/weird/adorable. HAHAHAH. And, I found my diary. Please note the last sentence. What the.

Okay shut up. I know my grammar or whatever suck balls. I don't know why my handwriting sucks too. When I was young, my handwriting is veh nice one ok. So is now. Anyway! PLEASE NOTE THE LAST SENTENCE. HAHAHAHA ok, just shut up. Anyway, you can't blame me for that, I was looking like that when I wrote this.

HAHAHAHA! Shut up. This picture is blur. I'M MORE ADORABLE IN THE REAL PICTURE ITSELF! I'll show you in real life this picture if you ask!!

And I found a movie ticket. Please click on it and see the date.

I don't even remember watching this movie!!

And guess what's next.

Can't see clearly? See the next one.

IT'S A FRIGGIN' TOOTH. OMGGGGGG.

KTHXBAI.
(AND DON'T LAUGH)

These few days, I keep falling sick every time I tell a lie. It's like a after effect. My voice sounds veh funny now, as if I'm having a running nose which makes me sounds like a Donald Duck. But no, I'm not having a running nose. I was having fever last Wednesday, and on Thursday, the fever subsided. BUT I DON'T KNOW WHAT I'VE DONE. THE FEVER CAME BACK TODAY. When I wanted to come out of bed this morning, my head hurts like hell, as if 10kg of rice just landed on my head. ):

Okay, I realised my previous sentence sounds veh exaggerating. But really!! It hurts that badly!!!

Anyway, I painted my toenails this afternoon, and it's total chio-ness. It's not RAD AND LOUD but it's PINK AND SOFT. Teehee! :D I'm going to paint my fingernails tonight, and I hope it will turn out to be as chio as my toenails! Wish me luck!!!

P.S my fingernails keep breaking, I need to use something powderful on my nails and strengthen it so it will be like BOOMZ and I'm gonna paint it bright so it will be like CHINGZ. :)

How could this happen to me
I've made my mistakes
got nowhere to run
The night goes on as I’m fading away
I'm sick of this life
I just wanna scream
How could this happen to me

WTF. I'm feeling like ~!@#$^&*(*&^ now. I put 3e1 as my first choice. After that, I regretted and want to get into 3e2. Now that I'm in 3e2, I want to go into 3e1. I don't know what's up with me, is it just purely because my friends are there which is the reason I'm feeling sad and regretful or is it that I really want to go in for the pure sciences. WTF MAN, WTF IS WRONG WITH YOU FAYE. It's still not enough. Why did I not study hard in the first place? If I did, all this wouldn't have happen. I would probably be munching some big fat burger now. And wow, my level position dropped by 17 since mid-year. Wtf is all this crap. Okay, wtf. I don't know what to say besides wtf. Wtf.

something that shouts me.

I think Ashlina facial expression is gonna be like this if she sees this.
And she will go like,"What onlyyyyy Faye Phoon, what only!"

I can't believe I woke up 4 o'clock in the morning to send Ashlina off @ the airport the day before. If it wasn't for Xiaoyun parents' who droved me and Vigi there, I probably had to wake up at 3 o'clock. So, heartfelt thanks :) It's so sad that Vigi had to go for Band at 8.30am. We were so bored that we went to town. Wtf man, early in the morning, had to squeeze in the train. But seriously, I can dozed off despite standing up. But of course, I didn't. Imagine me dripping saliva in the train. Hahahah! By the way, here's a little note to those who's ever going to go out with Xiaoyun. Don't trust her! Never trust her! Seriously. She can assure you with her face full of confidence, but in the end, she is wrong. >: @ She made me took the wrong train, I told her we must change train but she said, "No, it's here! No need change, I see the board already, no need". Right right! I was ever so wrong to believe her. The train from Changi, went to Expo then to Tanah Merah then back to Expo to Changi for thrice somemore. Wtf right! To make matter worst, we went to town with our stomach growling, looking for food to eat. Wisma, the food mall was damn warm, the air-con has yet to be on, so we left. Ion, no restaurants or anything was open yet. So basically, everywhere was closed. We walked past Hong Kong Cafe, but I had no idea why we didn't went in. So eventually, after walking one big round, we went back to Hong Kong Cafe. Omg, the congee sucks. It's so watery, that it felt like as if I'm drinking water. :/ Anyway, we went to Far East and Xiaoyun did pedicure. HAHA take a look at the receipt.

Omg, I used my mom's facial cleanser and my whole face feels so fake. Especially my nose, it's like I can pluck out my nose and put it aside and put it back when and as I like. And yes!!! Vigi wants to get pregnant one day!! HAHAHAH! I mean, being pregnant one day is fine. But we're only 14 now! Oops, I mean only Vigi. Not me! I'm still summer hair forever young 13. Hahaah! I mean, if someone asks you if you're get pregnant one day, your 'normal' reaction would be, 'I don't know?' 'NOO!' Ha, but guess what Vigi said! She replied in a veh happily, excitedly manner, 'OF COURSE!' Hahha okay Vigi, no hurry! Anyway! Tomorrow is my Art exam. I need rescue, seriously! Cos I suck at it. &&Today, I watched 500 Days of Summer today, the girl look like Katy Perry! Super chio! Hahah! Summer's chio, Autumn chio-er. :)
&Gosh, I think I'm super duper fickle-minded, I need 'D' Friends.

Anyway, should I cut bangs should I cut bangs? Should I should I?

I think I failed my Art. Cos like I say, I can't shade apples. As a result, I didn't hand in my work. But well, I did shade my apples! Just that, I keep forgetting to hand in, so, drag drag drag. Then, in the end, I got tired of remembering and did not hand in. Oh well! Anyway, I'm starting to regret for the choices I made. I opted for History, Biology etc? Which requires me to read more than 200 pages and memorise it like some mad dog? And! I need to go into the examination room like a walking encyclopedia! What the hell, I need to be prepared to stick my face to books 24/7. Anyway, I wanna go into the best class, but ugh! Maths and Science has to be strong. And I suck at both. But it's okay right!!

HA. HA. Yup okay, Faye. KEEP DREAMING.
I'm such a silly billy.

I realised I got tons of unglam pictures all over the web, and I didn't even realise.
For instance,

Like, what the hell is Jovin doing! And, what the hell am I doing there! And, when was this picture ever captured? Look at Jovin's qian bian face. Hahaah, wanna punch his face.
/edited
I just read this post all over again, and I was thinking.
Why the hell did I even post my unglam picture?

Anyway, I was studying at Woodlands library the day before yesterday. And, I was at the children's level. Yeah, you can expect tons of noise pollution there. There's this little boy that kept jumping around the stones and mumbling to the mother, "Ma, wo men ji shi ke yi hui jia?"(Mom, when can we go back home?). Chanting and chanting none stop. I felt like killing him, seriously. So, he went jumping and chanting around the area then there's this Indian girl who just wanted to pat him on the head, then the little boy started to scream like there was no tomorrow and ran back to the Mom crying. Hahhahahaa, it was damn funny.

Anyway, shading apples can already stress me up terribly. So, can you imagine me practically memorising the whole book of Science Textbook? Almost impossible. But yeah, I'm trying my very best. That's the consequences of me not listening in class. Screweddddd. Furthermore, there's still, History? Geography? Literature? Ah omg, whatever. I just wanna study hard, earn lots and lots of $$$, so that I can buy alot alot alot alot alot alot alot of dogs. Dogs are the reason why I'm studying. HAHAHAH, if you believe, I think you are mad. Okay, probably, partially true? But obviously, I don't live for dogs. I don't study for them. I live for myself and I study for my future! When I grow up, you will probably see me in a Porsche with 5 dogs at the front seat, and 5 dogs in the boot. Hahahaa, I think I'm lost in a fairytale. Is this a sweet dream or a beautiful nightmare?

Miss Ang asked us to write a one short paragraph story consisting of similes and metaphors few weeks back on how we feel on the "Freedom Writers string game", hahaha, I played. It's relatively fun. The game is about the teacher asking questions, then if it applies to you, you step forward, on to the line. She also said it would be better if we created the similes and metaphors on our own. So I wrote.

"When I saw a few people standing on the line, I felt as sad as a mother whose son had just died. The question was as sensitive as Mimosa. I was hoping the Earth would just open and swallow me up. I was panicking like a zebra whose habitat was on fire and I was hesitant to stay on the line but I did not know what to do. But just when my classmates join in the line with me, I felt as happy as Spongebob."
Hhahahaa, no link. But whatever.
Anyway, just now, I was pulling off the cap from the Wi-Fi. And the cap was tightly intact? So I was using all my might to pull it off but simultaneously, I was holding a fork on another hand with a kiwi on top. (Heehe) Yup, so when I used 101% of my energy to pull off, it finally came off. Like finally. But something else that I did not want it to come off, came off too. I turned to look at my fork. The next thing I know, "SPLAT", "SPLAT" again. I was kind of shocked and I stood rooted for 10 seconds before I actually came back to reality. My kiwi got flicked to the wall, before dropping to the floor behind the computer table. Ridiculous much, isn' it?